I’ve just had a phonecall on my mobile.

Welsh Bloke: Hi there! I’m just ringing you to let you know your T-mobile contract is up for renewal and we can offer you a brand new phone and a massive reduction on your bill!

My contract is indeed up for renewal. So I naturally just assumed it was T-mobile calling me.

Me: Erm, OK. It’s unlikely you’ll be able to reduce my bill…
Welsh Bloke: Lets see we–
Me: Hang on, are you from T-mobile
Welshy: Well, no. We’re a company called Mobiles For You and we can offer–
Me: Right, well, I’m sorry but I’m not interested.
Welshy: I’m not interesting?
Me: No, I’m not interested in whatever it is you’re going to offer.
Welshy: Right sir, I’ll just put you through to our “Not Interested” department.
Me: What? You have a–
Welshy: Please hold a second…

So I hung up. Their number was 01792 828102 if anyone fancies ringing them and asking for their Not Interested department. I would, but, well, I’m not actually interested.