Give me your stuff (please)

Give me your stuff (please)

Hey! I had this great idea. Why not, I thought, ask you lot to give me stuff? Wouldn’t that be excellent? Imagine all the stuff I’d get!

That is, assuming you actually give me some stuff, of course. If every single one of my readers gave me some stuff, I’d have, ooooh, three whole stuffs! Three! Incredible.

Now that I’ve convinced you to give me some stuff, it’s probably a good idea to tell you what sort of stuff I want, because otherwise you’ll just send me dirty photos of yourselves and nobody wants that, especially not me. This is not even an attempt at reverse psychology. Seriously.

No, what I actually want is digital goods. Have a spare Steam key for a game I don’t own and want me to play and write about it no matter how terrible it is? Give it to me! Fancy bunging a few quid Nintendo eShop, Steam or Playstation Network credit my way, even if it comes with a request to buy a specific title to play and comment on? Mine! Have you written a game or piece of software and want me to look at it? GIEV CODE NAO. I promise I won’t sell it on eBay or G2A or something.

I’ve pretty much every console bar an Xbone, and have a Mac that’ll also play PC games, and I’m open to non-game stuff too. Anything digital – games, money, music, books, comics, money, films, money… anything. Just nothing illegal, nothing pirated – legit stuffs only.

Cheeky to ask for stuff? Yeah, but if you don’t ask, you don’t get. Besides, who doesn’t love the warm feeling of giving? Think of it as payment for several glorious months of me providing absolute drivel for your entertainment. Like Patreon or Flattr but with less work on my part because I’m a lazy, lazy man.

How about it? I’ll love you forever. Or at least a week, anyway. I’ll write about whatever you send me, make no promises it’ll be a good write-up either in terms of writing skill or in terms of how much I liked it, and you won’t get it back.

Interested? Tweet at me @deKay01 or fill the form in below. I thank thee.

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