Having extensively researched video game characters with impressive chins, two things came to light:
Women in games rarely have excellent chins.
There are chins, excellent chins, and outstanding chins.
Today’s post will be about excellent chins, and I’ll leave those truly special outstanding (haha!) for next time.
Excellent Chins
In no particular order:
Ash from the Evil Dead games. He’s got quite a prominent chin, but isn’t especially impressive otherwise. Quite long though.Look at that muzzle. Ben, from adventure game Full Throttle might not be able to see, but he could sandpaper paint off a door frame with that chin stubble.DeeJay Maximum from Super Street Fighter II has a chin that looks unbreakable. He probably uses it to open beer bottles. It may not be the biggest, but size isn’t everything.Joe Danger is another with a muzzle. However, his looks soft, which may help with faceplants – but he’s not going to fare too well at prepping your wood.Jack-6, from the Tekken series, appears to have an Adam’s Apple for a chin. He’s a robot though, so perhaps whoever assembled him misread the instructions?The most English of all chins, complete with cleft and point. Henry Hatsworth’s chin exudes Gentleman from every hairless pore.Rivalling Ben for wood-smoothing duty is this chin from Team Fortress’ Heavy. So angular! So manly! Mmm.Rick’s chin is the embodiment of bravery. Or stupidity. He’s another with a cleft too.I’m assuming Grit’s chin chin goes right to the end of his beard, because that would make it awesomely pointy. It’s certainly the best Advance Wars chin.
Join me again soon for the best of the best. Of chins. CHINS. If you thought these chins were great (or in Ben’s case, grate), boy are you in for a treat.
