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How colour blind are you?

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OK, so technically it isn’t measuring colour blindness, but rather your ability to sort colours by hue. This is a slightly interesting test, which isn’t completely scientific because it because it can’t take into account your monitor settings and capabilities, but is worth a go anyway.

I scored 6, which is, apparently, somewhat excellent. Yay!

Test your “Colour IQ” here.

Our first anti-natal class

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Well, it wasn’t quite as I was expecting. First of all, due to the area we’re in, I thought it was going to be full of 15 year old pregnant girls, but in fact, it was a mix of people, around 6 pairs in all. It was a bit cringeworthy in parts - the “fathers to be get together and talk about your feelings” just felt wrong, and the video we were shown was full of large-mouthed 1980s Americans being embarrassing with babies.

But it did help a bit. We know the importance of connecting with the baby, through touch and sound and so on, but I didn’t realise quite how psychological on both us and the baby this would be. We also got given the Big Book O’Stabs, detailing the multitude of injections the baby will have over the first year of it’s life. There’s loads. Poor thing.

Subscribing to WMV podcasts

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A couple of days ago, I was asked, again, to download more Teachers TV programmes for staff at work. I don’t mind doing it, and it doesn’t take long, but I did wonder if there was a way of automatically downloading them.  Looking on the site, it seems they publish all new videos in a podcast. You can find out more about that here.

So I fired up iTunes, and subscribed to the new videos RSS feed. And then the problems began.

It seems that, in their infinite (lack of) wisdom, Teachers TV publish their videos (in the feed at least) in WMV format, not the more podcast-receiver-friendly MP4 or MOV formats. iTunes doesn’t like, or even see, WMV media in RSS feeds. I found some stuff on the internet about installing Flip4Mac (I’m using a PC for this task, so it’s irrelevant - and doesn’t work for this process anyway), or parsing the feed through something else, renaming the files to .mov on the fly, which, frankly, is too complicated.

Juice, another podcast receiver, was also of no help. It fires iTunes up every time you try and refresh a feed, so I suspect it’s tied into iTunes, and as a result can’t see WMV files either.

Thankfully, I then found Ziepod.

And look! It works! Not only can it see the WMV files, I can also configure it so that it renames the useless “C2976001_multi.wmv” filenames to match the title of the video (”KS3 Cross Curricular - Bath Bombs and Rockets.wmv” in this case) automatically, and store the files on a network share in a folder where everyone can pick them up. No more downloading programmes for me!

As it turns out, the WMV files from Teachers TV are actually a kind of playlist stub. They’re not the actual videos - just a link to the video stream. Technically, this means I’m not downloading the videos themselves, but since staff can double-click the stub, and it launches the video in a player, this isn’t a problem. In fact, it saves me a huge chunk of hard drive space.

Fillum review: Twelve Monkeys (1995)

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When this first came out, I watched it three times in a single weekend, as it seemed necessary to do so in order to make sense of the story. This time around, however, despite not having seen it in more than ten years, I didn’t have to. I don’t know if that’s because I subconciously remembered the bits I needed to pay attention to, or whether I got lucky, but still - you have to concentrate or things really do pass you by.

Bruce Willis’ character, Cole, is sent back in time to find out where a virus that wiped out most of humanity started out. Unfortunately, he’s initially sent back too far, and his scrambled brain ramblings about the future gets him locked up in an asylum. There, he meets Goines (Brad Pitt) who tries to help him escape. Cole is taken back to the future (his present), and then sent back in time again, correctly, to just before the virus outbreak begins.

There’s a major twist in the plot, when it seems that Cole, because of his conversations in the asylum, actually planted the seed of the idea of wiping out humanity in Goines’ head, as Goines goes on to form The Army of the Twelve Monkeys - the group blamed, in the future, for the virus. Phew, eh?

But that’s just the start of the complication. Cole’s assigned psychiatrist, Kathryn Railly, had been researching claims of people throughout history who suggested the world was going to end. Their stories match up with Cole’s, and it turns out that they’re all other people who had been sent back in time, like Cole had. Then there’s another twist when Cole starts to believe he is actually insane, and his time in the future is entirely in his head. And then there’s another twist at the end.

It’s all very confusing, unless you’re paying attention. But it’s cleverly done, and covers so many topics (mental health, germ warfare, time travel, animal rights) that it plays out like an expertly woven tapestry.

Verdict: 5/5

Low IQ Genius

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You know that there iTunes, what recently got an upgrade to version 8? I finally got round to installing it this morning. The “big thing” with this release is Genius, iTunes’ way of looking at what songs you’ve got, and using that information to recommend other songs and artists.

It’s been well documented that it makes some slightly… confused suggestions. Perhaps recommending Sepultura when the majority of your library is Kraftwerk or something. But I’ve not heard of it being actually totally stupid like it has been with me:

That’s right - Genius is telling me that I’m missing some Blondie tracks. Tracks that are RIGHT THERE in my library already. Amazing.

Nasty Xbox 360 freeze problem

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I went to use my 360 this evening, and as soon as it powered on and logged in, it froze. Restarted it, and the same happened again. Zomoniac off of ugvm reported similar problems yesterday.

After some faffing around, I tried disconnecting my network cable and starting the 360 up again - and this worked. Plug in the cable, connect to Live, and it freezes. Naturally, and following the problems with Live all week, I assumed that it was Microsoft’s servers up the spout.

Then a post on rllmuk linked here. Turns out than an incomplete download of the new Pro Evolution Soccer game is to blame. And what was I part way through downloading when I switched my 360 off last night? Exactly.

So I disconnected the 360 from the network once more, started it up, deleted the incomplete demo download, and reconnected to Xbox Live. The result? It works once more! Phew!

Baby update

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We went back to the midwife for the 28-week checkup thing this week. Once again they put the baby on speaker-phone so we could hear its heartbeat (and it was more badum-badum than waka-waka again), and they also measuring my wife’s bump - 31cm.

Although not really important, they tend to prefer the size to be 1cm-per-week, +/- 1cm, so 31cm was good. Everything else was normal and as expected!

Anti-natal classes start next week!

I’m broken

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Well, my wrist is. I’m partly blaming it on not fully recovering from Guitar Hero DS, but the rest is possibly due to sleeping on my hand at a funny angle or something.  My left wrist and little finger have been hurting for a week or so, but it’s been agony for the last couple of days.

And now today, as if it was feeling left out, my right hand has started to ache. Maybe it’s because I’ve been compensating for the loss of use of my left hand a bit, or perhaps it’s sympathy pains, but I feel I’m going to end the week pretty much handless.

As if emerging from a cave

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…to see the sun for the first time ever.

That’s right - Xbox Live is down! And on forums the world over, it’s as if civilisation has collapsed. People are having to do other things! Like go outside! Or play with Lego!

Or just get on with it and playing offline like we used to in the Dark Ages.

My OCD

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I’ve realised recently that I have some sort of obsessive compulsive disorder. Trivial OCD, yes, but it’s still there. It’s apparent in several ways:

  • I can’t watch people at work use an interactive whiteboard if it isn’t exactly calibrated. Even if the pen and the on-screen pointer are merely millimetres out of alignment, it drives me up the wall. I genuinely can’t watch them operate it, and last week I actually stood up in the middle of a meeting, took the pen from the speaker, and calibrated the board myself as I couldn’t go on.
  • All sets of stairs must have a handrail or bannister. This isn’t for safety reasons, as I rarely use it anyway, it’s just in my head I can’t abide seeing them without one.
  • Games, CDs, DVDs and books must not, ever, be organised alphabetically. Usually, alphabetically arranging such items is a “socially acceptable” OCD, but in my case I insist they’re not. I can arrange by type, by date, by subject - but never, ever, alphabetically. It makes me uneasy.

I’m not the only one, right?