Archive for the 'funny' Category
What should she do?
Found this video on a British Heart Foundation “emergency life support skills” DVD. Is it wrong that the (added, obviously) punchline is the first thing I thought of when I watched it?
Nintendo have gotten wise to naughty Animal Crossing players trying to change the town residents’ catchphrases to rude words. Unfortunately, this gives rise to something equally humourous:
Of course you can’t enter it. That sort of thing isn’t allowed in Nintendoland!
A student came and asked me:
“My teacher said she needs a pink and blue toner for her printer”
“Pink and blue? Together?”
“Yes”
“Spots or stripes?”
“I don’t know – should I go and ask?”
No, not the news readers, although they qualify anyway. No – I spotted this on the lunchtime news today:
System Administration for Girlies (SAG):
You can download it here! (Windows only, probably needs VB6 runtime libraries).
Warning: may contain moustache-on-moustache action.
A video of a mouse skydiving. OK, so it’s actually an advert for some new Microsoft computer mouse, but it’s still a mouse. Skydiving.




