deKay’s Blog

Apparently, if you’re gay and live in Dorset, people can - and will - find you using the public toilets offensive.

So just do it in the street, ‘k?

I’ve just been to see Durdle Door, which it seems wasn’t the unicorn tourist attraction I thought it was going to be, instead it actually existed despite the silly name.

After that, we walked seven thousand miles up a cliff to see this scene - Lulworth Cove. See? For the lulz. See? See?

Well, macaque, but you get the idea…

I’m at Monkey World, and they seem to be filming orangutans. I’m assuming this is for the Monkey Business TV programme. I don’t recognise the person who appears to be the presenter, but then I ‘ve never actually seen it.

Either this is the best name for a fish, ever, or The Oceanarium in Bournemouth is having a laugh and seeing if anyone notices.

This display at a museum in Poole speaks the truth.

Yes, I’m in Bournemouth, and in this picture is the house (well, flat) that was on Grand Designs on Channel 4 last week. I suspect it was actually a repeat of the programme, but it was last week that I saw it.

The actual flat is the bit at the very top - the dome and the floor directly underneath. It was very exciting seeing it. Then we went and ate pasta in a restaurant a few yards down the road to the right of the photo. Amazing scenes.