The third anti-natal class

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This week, we had our third (of four in total) anti-natal class. The theme this time was “Pain”. Basically, we were told all about the pains to expect before and during labour, and the methods that could be used in order to help with them. They ranged from “breathing differently” to “omfg we’re putting needles in your spine”. Nice.

Then we were told about some complications that could happen, most of which involved yanking the baby out with some sort of clamp or vacuum pump, and having a caesarian. Which was also nice.

So we left at the end feeling a bit uncomfortable.

Amazing one man band, with no instruments

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Using some clever looping and delay kit, Beardyman (human beatbox extraordinaire) puts together an amazing music track - in one take.

Fillum review: Pan’s Labyrinth (2006)

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Somewhat ignorantly, I didn’t realise this was all in Spanish with subtitles. Not that it matters (and I usually prefer the original language with subtitles than dubious dubbing), but I was a little surprised.

I was also surprised by how nasty the film was. I knew it was considered a “fairytale for grown-ups”, but somehow this made me expect something more akin to Stardust, when, in fact, it seems to bear more resemblance to something like Platoon. Sort of.

A young girl and her mother are taken to a remote mill where some soldiers (the leader of which is the mother’s new husband) are stationed to deal with some rebels left over from the Spanish Civil War. Probably. That bit isn’t really important. What is important, however, is how the girl gets caught up in fantasy folklore, and is given three tasks to carry out to prove she is an ancient princess trapped in the body of a mortal. At the same time, in the real world, she has to cope with her new stepfather and look after her pregnant, and very ill, mother.

I can’t go into too much more detail about the plot as it’ll ruin it, but needless to say there is a lot of gore, pain, torture, nastiness, blood, shooting, stabbing, surgery and more blood. And violence. Strangely, these mostly “real-world” parts of the film make the “fantasy” parts seem tame, even though they too are more evil demon and less Snow White than you might expect: if the film was entirely fantasy it would appear to be horrific anyway. Desensitising, innit.

Despite the sometimes difficult-to-watch violence, and the horrible deaths, and the fairies that get their heads bitten off and eaten, it remains a compelling film. Even if it does contain absolutely no David Bowie whatsoever.

Verdict: 4/5

I have broken the £25 Rule

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I’ve stuck to it for over a year, but now I’ve had to break it as there’s no option - I must have the Fallout 3 Collectors Edition, and there’s not a chance in hell I’ll ever get it for less than £25, as it’ll be out of stock forever before it gets a chance to drop.

But I did my best to minimise the damage.

It’s £49.99 at Game. I had £15 in points built up from previous purchases, so that drops it to £34.99. Then there’s a voucher floating round for £3 off purchases of £30 or more, making it £31.99. Then you get 9% Quidco, but that’s 9% off the pre-VAT price, so will be 9% of £27.23, which is £2.45.

Making the total price £29.54. So I’m only £4.54 over.  But I still feel wrong and dirty and violated.  Of course, if anyone would like to send me a £5 Game voucher, my soul will again be cleansed ;)

The second anti-natal class

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So last Thursday (yeah, I’m running late) was our second anti-natal class. The topic was “what to expect on the day”, and started with all the stuff leading up to going into hospital - preparation, getting The Bag Of Things together, and so on. It then moved on to the pain and contractions and… messyness. Which was nice.

Finally, we were shown a video of two births - one “normal” birth (which wasn’t too bad, despite the graphic nature), and one water birth, which was all sorts of “ewww”. You could see the water going from clear to yellow to brown. And the baby looked like a purple frog.

The class was very useful, but I’m not sure if I’m feeling better, or worse, for going, as there are some things you can’t un-see.

Dell Inspiron Mini 9 shinyness

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Our batch of new Inspiron Minis arrived at work today. And very, very lovely (and shiny) they are too. Strange quirks include no F-keys (there are replacements via the Fn button and home row) and some difficulty getting sound drivers working when replacing XP Home with XP Pro, but they’re working now and run pretty fast and cool.

Some obligatory pictures:

Things of note:

The Mini is almost the same size as the 701, only very slightly longer and slightly thinner. The MSI Wind (or rather, the Advent 4211, which is the same machine) is gargantuan in comparison. The screen on the Mini is the same res as the screen on the Wind (1024×600) but smaller. The Mini’s trackpad is both larger, and better, than those on the other two. It’s track buttons are better too.

No, Sega. Just No.

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Look. Either do Sonic properly, or just leave his dead corpse alone. Sonic and the Black Knight is all sorts of wrongness.

I need a new MacBook

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Of course, I don’t need one at all. My two and a half year old, first generation, bought at launch, Core Duo (not even Core 2 Duo) white MacBook is still my favouritest computer I’ve ever owned. And I’ve owned a lot. It’s still just as nippy as it ever was, and bar a bigger hard drive and an upgrade to Leopard it’s still the same as it was when I bought it.  I’ve never felt the need to buy anything faster or more powerful.

But Apple have just announced their new MacBook line.

I keep telling myself, I don’t need one. They’ve dropped the firewire port (which I need for camcorders). They’ve changed the video port - again. It’s £950, or more, depending on the spec. But… need.

And nobody makes videos about laptops as interesting as Apple:

How colour blind are you?

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OK, so technically it isn’t measuring colour blindness, but rather your ability to sort colours by hue. This is a slightly interesting test, which isn’t completely scientific because it because it can’t take into account your monitor settings and capabilities, but is worth a go anyway.

I scored 6, which is, apparently, somewhat excellent. Yay!

Test your “Colour IQ” here.

Our first anti-natal class

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Well, it wasn’t quite as I was expecting. First of all, due to the area we’re in, I thought it was going to be full of 15 year old pregnant girls, but in fact, it was a mix of people, around 6 pairs in all. It was a bit cringeworthy in parts - the “fathers to be get together and talk about your feelings” just felt wrong, and the video we were shown was full of large-mouthed 1980s Americans being embarrassing with babies.

But it did help a bit. We know the importance of connecting with the baby, through touch and sound and so on, but I didn’t realise quite how psychological on both us and the baby this would be. We also got given the Big Book O’Stabs, detailing the multitude of injections the baby will have over the first year of it’s life. There’s loads. Poor thing.