Bomberman Land Wii (Wii)

You may have noticed I've not posted anything all week. That's not because I haven't played anything, it's just because I've been really busy. Besides, the only game I've touched is this one.

And I'm around 8.5 hours into single player mode now. I've completed the Ring and Delta zones (both with ease), but now I'm on to the Diamond Zone and it's suddenly become really hard.

There are three games making it difficult for me to progress. The hardest is "Water Skipping". It's impossible. The second is "Bomb Smash", which is impossible. Then there's the multiplayer "Bomb Balloon", which is impossible.

So I'm stuck and frustrated and I don't like the game any more. Bah.

Bomberman Land Wii (Wii)

I went back to the single player story mode on this today, and finished off all of the first zone - coming first over all. I was quite surprised I managed to come first, as after the first (of four) rounds, I was so far behind the leader there was no way I was going to be able to win.

But I did - with 114 points compared to my nearest rival on 81.

Unfortunately, I have found a large flaw in the game. To play the minigames (to earn "pieces" - the points you need to win), you need tokens, and you're given more tokens than there are games to play. However, if you get top score on a game, you can't play it again. So, basically, if you're good, you run out of games to play before you're out of tokens. Which is silly.

Oh, and you rack up hundreds of training points (which you spend on things) in the training games, but there's nothing to spend them on. You buy all the best stuff from the shop, and you still have hundreds and hundreds of spendable points left.

Bomberman Land Wii (Wii)

Another couple of hours in battle mode today. It seems the best way to play is to set everything to random - arena, rules, starting positions - everything. Helpfully, there's a game mode that does all this for you. Every round is different!

Of course, I won.

Bomberman Land Wii (Wii)

This arrived yesterday. Played it for about an hour in "traditional" mode - the same Bomberman game in multiplayer since the dawn of time. And in this respect, it is very good. It's missing some of the more recent (well, 15 year old...) additions like throwing bombs and things to ride on, but it has all the required power-ups and plays as well as it ever did.

There are a few different modes, such as Star Mode where when you die you respawn but lose stars, which are scattered across the play area for all to collect. The winner is the person with the most when the time runs out. Then there's Points Mode, where you get points for killing others and lose points for killing yourself. There's also a "Wii" mode, which consists of no Bombermen at all, just pointers on the screen where you shoot bombs. It sort of works, but is a bit confusing.

After playing that, I played single player Story Mode. There's a lot of chatting and cutscenes (unskippable, and the captions can't be sped up either - gah!), and it seems to consist of a load of mini-games rather than any Bomberman style action. It's very odd. You buy goes in these games with tokens, then gain "pieces" depending on how well you do. Once your tokens are all used up, your won pieces are tallied and you're ranked against the other contestants on a leaderboard - come first and you're promoted up to the next tier of games. I didn't come first. Rubbish.

Bomberman Live (360)

Played quite a few games of this with my wife this evening. Although she didn't win any matches, she did win some games.

Played with pretty much everything on Random, but seemed to get the map where there are brown sticky splodges on the floor appeared to crop up half the time, which is a pain as I hate that one!

Bomberman Live (360)

I was joust going to have an hour or so of Forza 2 when I realised Tim was online and playing Bomberman Live. "Aha!" I thought, "I can thrash him at that!"

And promptly did.

By "thrash" I mean, I won what was essentially a very close set of best-of-threes, with me winning 4 sets to 3 overall. But it's the winning that counts, right? Right.

Bomberman Live (360)

Played a few online games, but in every game there was at least one player who was lagging something chronic. This meant he was essentially invincible, as bombs couldn't hurt his as he wasn't really where he appeared, and also he magically seemed to drop bombs around you while he was actually somewhere else on screen. It was very frustrating!

Despite this, I did manage win a couple of sets-of-2!

Bomberman Live (360)

Played several games this evening with my wife and a few bots, with every setting possible set to Random. I won more than her, but then, I am Best.

Bomberman is ace, isn't it?

Bomberman Live (360)

No messing with demo mode for this, it's Bomberman, so was bought straight off.

Firstly, the bad: I don't like the 3D graphics. I much prefer proper sprites, like the Saturn and PCE versions I've played recently. Secondly, the not-quite-overhead view is annoying, and although you can click the right stick to flick it back to the way it should be, you have to do this every single game - there's no option to set it as default. Next, there's an issue with the controls. The button to pick up bombs is the same button as to lay them (which feels wrong), and to lay a line bomb you don't just double-tab the "drop bomb", you have to hold the right trigger and press a button.

But, none of these things really matter, as it's still Bomberman and it's even online. OH YES.

So I played a few games against bots, then went online with random people, and won one of the three games I played there. Aces!

Saturn Bomberman (Saturn)

Best Bomberman ever? Of course. It has all the greatness of the SNES incarnations, but with the addition of extra battle maps, characters, and best of all, simultaneous players. Ten, in fact.

Thing is, there was only me and the wife, so ten seemed a bit of overkill. We started with five instead (three CPU players, if maths isn't your strong point), and after a few rounds bumped it up to eight.

However, I eventually set it to wide-mode and the full ten. Oh my. It hurts the eyes even on a proper widescreen 32" TV. God only knows the ocular damage I suffered when younger, playing it on a 4:3 20" TV.

Bomberman '93 (Wii)

Killed the plant boss on World 2, and now I've moved on to World 3 - Lava World (or something). The levels are getting a bit tricky now, as there are floor panels you can't drop bombs on (or kick bombs across), and teleporters too.

Bomberman '93 (Wii)

Played through the first world of single player mode. Erm. There's not really much more to add, except it wasn't very hard and I only lost one life. The boss was easy too.

Bomberman '93 (Wii)

Another downloaded game, this. It's the PC Engine version of Bomberman '93, which I actually have for the PC Engine somewhere too. Tch, eh?

Anyway, so played several two player battle games with my wife, and won most of them.