My CGC Entries

Press Y To Win (2000)

Probably the most stunning game you’ll ever play, until the next one anyway, ‘Press Y To Win’ is all the gaming entertainment you’ll ever need, wrapped up in just a couple of lines of BASIC.

No more boredom! No more difficult controls! No more tears formula!

• Even Freaks Can Complete It!
• No Spectactular Explosions!
• Black-on-White-Tastic!

Reviews:
“Malverlsou!” – A Lysdexic
“I’ll be back!” – Arnie
“Slam this in your deck, man – it’s da bomb!” – Tim Westwood

Just Not Fun Baby Fun (2010)

You know that there Run Baby Run? Which is what is the best ever game ever? THIS IS BETTER! And nothing like it at all. Except for the bits that are, which is most of them.

This is clearly much harder though. So hard, in fact, it’s Just Not Fun. Ha! Did you see what I did there?

• A Real Eye Workout!
• Brrrrrrrrrrrrm!
• Cunning TV Show References!

Reviews:
“Wut” – Johnny Minkley
“I’m an expert at this game” – Daddy Pig
“Bleurghhhhhhhh” – Drunk woman in pub toilets