Except you have to watch it Christmas day because they are using my theatre to film “Noels Christmas Presents”. Not just a little segment, no, the whole thing! I don’t expect you to watch the entire program of course… just enough to see my beautiful theatre at its best.

In fact I’ve got a meeting with Sky tomorrow to finalise the schedule and stuff. I have a feeling the coming together of TV and theatre could get messy, we seem to use a different terminology for just about everything! Very confusing.