“I’m especially proud of the wrong way I’ve done a timer…”

You can take the man out of the Speccy, but… no, wait; that doesn’t make any sense at all, does it? Anyway, hurrah!

(Also, it doesn’t work on my RSS reader’s internal browser. I can jump like a nutter, but not move left or right. Mind you, I wasn’t expecting it to run at all, so I’d chalk that up as a win if I were you.)