The Best of Comment Spam #3

Lovely spam, wonderful spa-a-m.

A long time ago, I had a look at the sheer bizarreness of the comments Akismet squirrels away from my eyes and files as spam. It’s been a while, so lets have a look and see if things are any more sensible on the comment spam front, shall we?

????????? ??????? ? ??????? ?????????? ?? 999 ???. ????????? ??????? ??? ???????? ????? ????, ??????? ??? ????????! – ?? 1 ???? ? ??????? ?? ?????! + ???????! – ???: *url removed* ??? ?????!

Well hello to you too! Or “????????????” perhaps? No idea what this is all about. Apologies if it’s rude. In case you can’t tell, it’s all in Russian. Or a load of question marks. Either works.

cigarettes roll your own

Roll my own what?

Hahahahahahaha, this politics related YouTube video is truly so comical, I liked it. Thanks in favor of sharing this

Not as funny as you forgetting to include the link you’re trying to spam. Whoops!

TELL A FRIEND.

Um, OK. Tell them what, exactly?

It is in point of fact a great and useful piece of information. I am satisfied that you just shared this helpful information with us. Please stay us up to date like this. Thank you for sharing.

This was actually a reply to this Shenmue post. I’m glad someone found a silly webchat windup so profoundly useful.

Wow, this post is good, my younger sister is analyzing theese things, thus I amm going to convey her

Convey her… where? What things are your younger sister “analyzing”? Can’t you do that yourself? Surely you’ll need to after she’s been conveyed. Hmm.

What is unusual is that before going back to sleep, I reached for my phone and put my troops to work. The more soldiers you have, the more hospitals you will need. You can use pick one activity or use both as you are teaching nursery rhymes.

This is spy code, right? So, erm, the black raven flies at midnight?

I think we can see that no, things have no improved.

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