The Post That Wrote Itself

The Post That Wrote Itself

Well, apart from this paragraph anyway. And the title. And the paragraph after the next one. Using only the words predicted by my phone, I created this masterpiece:

The fact I can get it right away with a few years back on track with a new phone case you want me too I guess I’ll be in my head and a lot more fun and addicting and I don’t think that is not an issue with my life and death in my head and a lot more fun and addicting and I don’t think that is not an issue with my life and death in my head is a good time with you guys have to go back and I don’t know how much you love you so much better if it is not an option for me and I have a great way of saying it would mean so so happy to see my tweets and you have a great way of saying it would mean so so happy to see my tweets and you have a good time with you guys have to go back and I don’t think I have a great day to day I don’t think that I can be used for this year to get my nails are you doing it wrong that I’m going back and I have a good time to go back and I have to go back and I don’t think that I can be used for this year to get my nails are you doing it wrong that I’m going back and I don’t know how much you love you so much better if it is not an option for me and I don’t think I have a good day for a few years back in a few days and I’m still not sure what I was a great way of life is so cute I can’t even see it as an excuse for not having to wait until you have a great day to day I don’t think that is a good time with you and your a great way of life is so cute.

What disgusts me about this is that it uses the not-a-word “add*cting”. I would never use that word, so my phone doesn’t know me at all despite nuzzling up in my pocket most of the time. You’d think it’d know, right? And why so fixated with my nails?

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