The N-Gage was a console built entirely from mis-steps. It had a controller, but it was poor. It had a screen, but it was the wrong way up. It was home to PS1/Saturn ports like Tony Hawk and Tomb Raider but didn’t have shoulder buttons to do them justice. The card slot position was the worst, but they fixed that (and only that) for the QD model. The idea was sound, the execution was all wrong.

The first time I was a PS1 disc I was convinced someone had taken a felt-tip to it.