Gaming’s Finest Chins (Part 2)

Gaming’s Finest Chins (Part 2)

In the first part of this most important of chin based articles, I brought you some excellent gaming chins. However, in Part 2 I blow those out of the water with some incredible chins.

Why it is important for some video game characters to have such defined chins isn’t clear. Sure, they’re manly, but they appear to have very little actual use in the game themselves. Rather like moustaches, I suppose. Now there’s an idea for another blog post…

Enough rambling. UNLEASH THE CHINNAGE.

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Rosco McQueen Chin
Rosco here has a chin that looks like it came about due to some sort of allergic reaction to a bee sting.

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Qwark chin
Qwark, which in case you can’t read is from the Ratchet & Clank series of games, has a mighty chin. Unfortunately, he also suffers from Dreamworksface, poor chap.

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Joe Chin chin
Joe Chin even has ‘chin’ in his name, and that cute cleft is utterly dreamy. This screenshot suggests he’s a bit creepy though, and his mouth is all on one side of his face. Beware, ladies!

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Action Henk chin
Action Henk is all chin. And belly. Mainly belly. But that chin! Despite being so fat, somehow the eye is still drawn to his jaw and the soul patch thereon. Hot.

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General Chaos chin
I’m not sure who is General Chaos, and who is General Havoc, but both of them have equally impressive chins. There may be some kind of jaw-jousting issues when they inevitably kiss, though.

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donald morden chin
Donald Morden may be a bad guy in Metal Slug, but you can’t hate him with a chin like that. It sticks out. It has a cleft. That upturned-V of a jawline! What a man.

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godzilla chin
This iteration of Godzilla is the best of all of them simply because of dat chin. He might not have as many, or as large, teeth as you perhaps might expect, but with a chin that doubles as a snowplough who needs teeth?

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chuck rock chin
Chuck here has a humongous, bulbous thing that passes for his chin. How you’d get one that fat, I don’t know. How does he eat? Still, bonus points for being all about the chin (about the chin about the chin).

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freddy hardest chin
Retro hero Freddy Hardest, well named because he stars in one of the most difficult games ever, has an astounding bum for a chin. So daunting is this facial protrusion that you can plainly see the alien in the photo has filled his knickers in fear.

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lance banson chin
And the award for Finest Gaming Chin goes to… Lance Banson, from the Henry Hatsworth game. He is indeed a beautiful man, but that chin is simply sublime. It’s almost like his face has grown a foot, and it’s so clean and well shaven you can’t help but want to polish it. Well done, sir.

Thanks to everyone on Twitter for suggesting some of these chins, and to @JollyNiceSoup for the original topic.

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