The Best of Comment Spam

I get some amazing comment spam on this blog and my Gaming Diary. It almost seems a shame that Akismet swallows it all up before you lovely fellows get a chance to see it. Thankfully, they’re all still archived away – so here are some of my favourites, sanitised so as not to be actual spam any more.

I know this is off topic but what should I study in the autumm 2011 -? any advice pls email me ? thnks

I’ll say it’s off topic. This was in response to a post about Sega being useless.

The Zune concentrates on being a Portable Media Player. Not a web browser. Not a game machine. Maybe in the future it’ll do even better in those areas, but for now it’s a fantastic way to organize and listen to your music and videos, and is without peer in that regard. The iPod’s strengths are its web browsing and apps. If those sound more compelling, perhaps it is your best choice.

That’s very helpful, thanks. Especially relevant to the post on Dead Space: Extraction it was aimed at too.

Thanks a lot you for this post. Thats all I could say. You most clearly have designed this internet site into something speciel. LED power supply:

This is the thanks I get for giving people a free Graze box. LED power supply indeed.

In late 2005, Clinton said that while immediate withdrawal from Iraq would be a mistake, Bush’s pledge to stay “until the job is done” was also misguided, as it gave Iraqis “an open-ended invitation not to take care of themselves.” Her stance caused frustration among those in the Democratic Party who favored immediate withdrawal

This person has drawn some not-so-obvious parallels between the Iraq war and House of the Dead: Overkill for the Wii.

I would like to thank you to the endeavors you have created in publishing this post. I am trusting the same ideal work from you inside long term as well. In fact your fanciful writing abilities has inspired me to start my very own web site now. Genuine…

See that folks – my Let’s Play! post on Halo for the Atari 2600 is genuinely inspirational.

Massive bargain! 11″ MacBook Air just £510!

Or not. Spot the deliberate mistake? I even rang Misco, the purveyors of said incorrectly priced item, to order it. Sadly, they told me it should be seven hundred and something pounds instead. Rubbish.

Warranty void if opened

There’s a sticker on the box for my just-arrived copy of Snow Leopard that proclaims that my warranty will be voided if I remove the sticker.

Only, the sticker is on the outside of the shrink wrap, so I have to remove it in order to open the box. Genius!

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Spotifail

An example of what Spotify classes as 2000s “Hard Rock”.

Here’s a link to it if you have Spotify!
http://open.spotify.com/track/6JZq4AZCKOljVE5RVtTgXC

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Postman Patimus Prime

Worst. Crossover. Ever.

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Everything that’s wrong with Sonic Colours in one handy screengrab