Managed to win over Harriet first, who is very scary indeed. Not least that she’s possessed by some kind of demon. Nor that she only wants me if I dress up as a tree. Anyway, I figured out an easy way to win the hand-slappy game, and so got the Token of Affection from her a little later. Next, it was on to Beatrice, the professor in the lab. This was even more wrong, as it involved swapping my brain with a sex-crazed monkey who wanted the professor as well. Wrongness.
Those two ladies done with, I took part in the next round of Swingles, which was a wet T-shirt contest. And was very easy. I’m now onto the final phase, which involves three girls this time. I’m met Suzi, but she wants me to accessorise my “cool” clothes, but I can’t find anyone selling accessories for it. Barbara-Jo let me speak to her if I wore accessorised “trendy” clothes, which I had, and challenged me to (yawn) more trampolining. I then had to prank phonecall her. Have more to do with her yet, and haven’t seen Morgan yet either.