Dead or Alive Xtreme 2 (360)

What a no-game this is. As in, there’s no game. I did expect this though, having the first game already, but this is just more of the same with added jetskis.

I’m on Day 6, and so far, I’ve done: nothing. Well, I’ve played volleyball a few times, and got annoyed at the controls, lack of control, and the camera. I’ve played the arse fighting game, which is rubbish. I’ve played the pool hop game, which is impossible as I don’t know which button is which on the controller. I’ve played the casino games, most of which are limited versions of real casino games (you can’t discard cards in poker, for instance). I’ve been down the water slide, and not made it to the bottom yet. I’ve raced the jetskis, only to find the water to be the worst water in a game ever and the racing to be far to easy. Oh, and I’ve taken photos, badly. And bought stuff.

But I still say, I’ve done nothing.