Of course I named all my Pokémon Dave. Why wouldn’t I?
Dave likes carrots and tickles
Dave enjoys collecting conkers
Dave plays guitar in a 1970s themed punk band
Dave once got into a fight outside a nightclub
Dave has a superfluous toe on his left foot
Dave can’t swim
Dave is 112 years old and lives in a nursing home
Dave is constantly mistaken for a telephone
Dave is on a liver transplant waiting list
Dave likes peanuts but is badly allergic
Dave enjoys walks in the park, sunsets, and stabbing people
Dave was once mistaken for Trevor Macdonald
Dave used to be part of the world’s first five-piece operatic girl band
Dave is a haemophilliac
Dave appears in TV commercials for washing powder
Dave bought a box of chocolates for his girlfriend but ate them himself
Dave knows the nuclear launch codes
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