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Fire Emblem Warriors: Three Hopes (Switch)
Completed again. After finishing it with Edelgard's Empire and being baffled by the logic of her decisions, I decided to New Game+ it and...
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Squiggle Drop (iPad): COMPLETED!
Squiggle Drop is a simple idea but done in such a way to make you feel monumentally stupid. The idea is that you draw...
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Fire Emblem Warriors: Three Hopes (Switch): COMPLETED!
Although I don't really have any affinity for Fire Emblem, that hasn't put me off getting hooked by series spinoffs in the past -...
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Hue Flowing (Steam Deck): COMPLETED!
This is a very simple platformer concept: explore, collect icons that allow you one additional air jump, then reach the area you can only...
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Cave Buster (Steam Deck): COMPLETED!
Cave Buster is a short retro-style platformer which perhaps could be classed as a Metroidvania if it was a bit longer. You get a...
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Songbird Symphony (Switch): COMPLETED!
You know, I've often wondered what Guitar Hero would be like if it was a cute platformer full of birds. Well, actually I never...
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About An Elf (Switch): COMPLETED!
It was only a few days ago when I was saying about playing baffling games, and, well, here's another one! About An Elf is...
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Time on Frog Island (Switch): COMPLETED!
Seems that "cosy" is an actual genre these days, and Time on Frog Island pretty much fits in that box - there's no chance...
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Milk inside a bag of milk inside a bag of milk (Steam Deck): COMPLETED!
I've played some baffling games in my time but this may be one of the oddest in years. It's sort of a visual novel,...
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Blog Posts
Substack, baby Substack
I got me a newsletter, it's as big as a whale. No idea where it's going, or why I can't just do the same stuff on this blog, but hey - all the cool kids have a Substack now. It's...
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Removing The Simpsons
Post Length Warning! I’ve become a little hooked on OpenAI’s ChatGTP. It’s a text-based response AI, which converses with you but can also be asked to create things. Like magic, it’s able to conjure up stuff you ask for. So I’ve asked it a lot: “Write an episode of Cheers where Norm is a zombie”, “Explain particle physics to a four year old”, “Tell a story like Three Billy Goats Gruff only the goats are successful women and the troll …
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Pikachu Murders Ash
(An OpenAI story) Pikachu sat on the edge of the forest, watching as Ash trained his other Pokémon. Pikachu had been Ash's loyal companion for many years, but lately, it had been feeling unappreciated and neglected. As Ash shouted orders...
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