Oooh. He’s so dark. And he has attitude. And stubble. And a scar! Wow. And he swears. A bit. Well, he says “You bitch!”.
I’m not really sure what to make of it so far. I’ve got off the beach, into the big building thing, fought a man-made-of-evil-ravens, killed some pigmen things, got warped into the past and evaded a load of spiky spinny things. It’s much like the original, only with less “here is a platformy bit” then “here is a fighty bit”, and more “here is a platformy bit with fighting in it”. Which is different, but all too easy to do a fancy somersault attack over a baddie’s head and off a precipice. Which is exactly what happened several times, and once my Sand Of Magic Time Reversal ran out, I died.
I’ve smashed a few chests that tell me I’ve unlocked artwork too, although nothing spectacular yet. I’ve also gained the Spider Sword, which doesn’t appear to have a lot to do with spiders.