MAXIMUM TURNIPAGE!!!!
I spent over 1,250,000 bells on 95-a-time turnips today. That, well, loads of them. Fahsands. I’ve dumped them all on “hard” ground, filling outside my house, outside Nook’s, outside the museum, and loads of the ground outside the town hall. Aces. Now I just hope I can sell them at a profit…
Frobert asked me today if we could buy matching gym clothes and walk around together. Then he touched my bottom.
