Ssh! Don’t tell anyone, but I played this for over an hour and a half this evening. And not all of it was rubbish! Of course, I was playing with lots of people from ugvm, and all on multiplayer modes that weren’t co-op campaign, so it was all pretty good.
Well, I wasn’t. I held my own for a few games when there were only four or five of us, but then more people turned up and I was demoted to whipping boy. Pff.
We played Slayer for a few games, then had a go at a few other modes. Rocket Thingie was most bizarre, as we were set up in four teams of two, me paired with co-crap-player Lufferov, and my jeep thing (it’s probably not a jeep but named after some sort of animal – I don’t know) wouldn’t turn right. We got nil points. In the next round, we got THREE! Sadly, this still put us in last place.
Then we played Ninjaball, which I was (again) crap at, but I did managed to kill SomethingWitty about a million times, totally unnecessarily as he didn’t have the ball at the time. Here are some pictures of me beating him to death:
I’m the one in green, by the way.
After that, it was Capture the Flag, and my team lost. Not because of me though, oh no. I was was more ace than everyone else put together. Maybe.
I blame our miserable failure in Rocket Race solely at your feet sir!
In the next round of Rocket Race after you had left I came first with my team mate, whom I forget at this precise moment in time.
However, I can’t deny my abysmal shooting skills, and managed to come last in just about every other round. But my driving skills are uber elite!
My jeep had wonky wheels. That’s my excuse and I’m sticking to it.
That’ll be me luffers! There was some super point grabbing in that race.