Clearly this is true. If it were not true, why would I punish myself so? Why, after all my posts and tweets and moans about Sega and Sonic and how I hate them now and never ever want to see another Sonic game, did this happen?
In case it isn’t obvious, this is a screenshot of the end of the first level of the iPhone version Sonic 4. Which I downloaded in my lunchbreak. YES. I BOUGHT SONIC 4. Don’t hate me – as I’ve already pointed out: I hate myself, and that’s plenty.
But is it any good? So far – no. It’s a horrible, horrible mess. Just like we knew it would be. Sigh.