“Chris! Chris! Good boy! Sit! Sit! No, Sit! Sit! Sit dammit! Sit! No, not Roll Over, Sit! No! Come back! Chris! Chris! Chris! Gah!”
And so on.
I did teach Chris a few more tricks (Lie Down and Roll Over), but he doesn’t seem to respond to “Sit” anymore. Maybe my voice broke last night or something. Took him for a walk, which he didn’t seem to enjoy as I kept having to yank his lead to keep him moving. Met a couple of other dogs, and Chris rummaged through some rubbish he found, eating a banana skin.
He didn’t die though.