Fruit galore! 80,000 bells get! Turnips 42 bells each! Tom Nook castrated! Sable talkative! Caroline greeting’d up with “Word up to yo momma”! Pierce moved in! Friga still sick! No fossils anywhere! Letters with shells attached sent! Animals chatted to!
Tune in tomorrow for more hilarious Animal Crossing stories, same bat-time, same bat-channel!