So, Something Witty thought he could claw back some of his rankings, did he? Of the six modes, he’d overtaken me on 3 by the time I got to play this morning. Naturally, I slew his so called “high scores” easily. And then distanced myself from him even further on those he failed to beat me on.
After that, to rub salt into his wounds, I spent a merry hour mopping up some of the achievements he hasn’t got. I am best*.
* Technically, I am crap, as my scores pale into nothing compared to others on my list, but Witty’s are the only ones that count. As I pointed out, the Premiership is rubbish these days – it’s all about the Championship.