OK. First up, it’s not really football. You have a ball, and you score goals, but there the similarity ends. You have powerups, special moves (some of which let you score six goals at once!) and it’s totally insane.
Anyway. I played through the tutorial section, which actually took the best part of an hour, and then dived straight into some online games.
I really should have practised offline a bit, though. I played two people, both in Best of Three bouts, and lost two games to none both times. Bah.