Lemmings Touch (Vita)

No.

What, you want me to expand on that? Erm. I’ll try: Lemmings Touch utterly ruins how Lemmings works by reversing the order you command your lemmings. In the proper, unbroken and excellent games, you click on what you want a lemming to do, then click on one or more lemmings to do that task or become that sort of lemming. It’s intuitive and it works. In this game, you tap on a lemming then a circle of options comes up and choose what you want that lemming to do. It means that for every lemming you want to make a climber, you have to tap the lemming then the climber icon. What’s the difference? Try making ten of them climbers.

Then they added evil lemmings to the game, which you have to prevent from getting to the exit.

Look, it’s just rubbish, OK? And it was a day late on PS+. Burn it.

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This week brought new PS+ shinies. Some of which I actually played for once. That’s right: literally once.
Play
PS+ first then:
Lemmings Touch (Vita)
No. Just no. So disappointing.
Nom Nom Galaxy (PS4)
Quite fun, I thought. It sits somewhere between Terraria and a tower defence game, and although I’ve only played the tutorial, I can see it being something I’ll play some more.
Nova-111 (PS4)
A lot of people seemed down on this. It’s a simple maze game with turn-based direct fighting, if that makes sense. I’ve put over an hour into it and I’m not really getting why people don’t like it.
I also played a little of previous PS+ game:
SSX (PS3)
It’s no Amped 3, but it’s not a bad game. I finished the first mountain and played a handful of events in Siberia, but I’m not sure I’ll play it much further. If I didn’t have loads of better games to get on with, then maybe I’d stick with it some more.
And the non-PS+ stuff:
Lego Jurassic World (PS4)
See here for this week’s progress. Getting close to 100% now!
Bayonetta (Wii U)
Platinum nonsense, in the best possible way. None of it makes sense but I’m loving it anyway.
Puzzle & Dragons Z (3DS)
Grind grind grind grind grind.
Want
Lego Marvel Avengers (PS4)
Still, of course.
No Man’s Sky (PS4)
It’s soon, right? Right?
Firewatch (PS4)
I didn’t realise it was a budget priced game. That just makes me want it more!
Bin
Lemmings Touch (Vita)
Obviously.
Expense
I bunged £5 in Humble’s direction for the Focus Home Interactive 2 bundle, which came with a load of games I’ll never play and Pix the Cat, which I already own. Erm.
Actually, Cities XL and Yesterday will probably get played. (They won’t).