I’ve just got in from work to find a letter from Spain on my doormat:
Since I don’t actually know anyone in Spain, this was quite exciting! I wondered what on earth could be inside? Amazingly, it would appear that I have won the lottery – to the tune of 615,810 Euros!
All I need to do to claim, is fill out a form giving “Bilbao Seguros” 10% of my winnings and all of my personal information. I’m rich!
Hurrah for snail-mail spam, eh?
After you have claimed your Euros you should use it fund your Lard Bar distribution company
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