An episode of The Simpsons where none of the characters ever existed
The episode begins with a shot of a desolate and empty Springfield. The town is abandoned and overgrown, with no sign of human life. A narrator begins to speak, describing the strange and surreal events that have taken place in this strange alternate universe.
Narrator: This is Springfield, a town that should be bustling with life and activity. But something has gone terribly wrong. The people who should be living here are nowhere to be found. They are lost, forgotten, and erased from existence.
The camera pans across the deserted streets and buildings of Springfield, showing the eerie and desolate landscape. The narrator continues to speak, describing the strange events that led to this alternate universe.
Narrator: This is a world where the Simpson family never existed. They are not here, and their absence has left a gaping hole in the fabric of reality. Without them, the town of Springfield is a shadow of its former self, a desolate and empty place.
The camera shows a shot of the Simpson house, now abandoned and overgrown. The narrator continues to speak, explaining the consequences of the Simpson family’s absence.
Narrator: In this world, the events and experiences of the Simpson family never took place. Their adventures and misadventures, their triumphs and failures, their joys and sorrows, are all forgotten and lost. The people of Springfield are living in a world where their memories, their experiences, and their emotions are all different from what they should be.
The camera shows a montage of scenes from the alternate universe, showing how the characters and events of the Simpson family have been erased from existence. The narrator continues to speak, describing the chaos and confusion that has resulted from this strange alternate reality.
Narrator: Without the Simpson family, the town of Springfield is a place of confusion and chaos. The characters who should be here are gone, and their absence has left a void in the lives of the people who live here. The town is a shadow of its former self, a place of uncertainty and despair.
The camera shows a shot of the town square, where a group of confused and frightened people are gathered. They are talking among themselves, trying to make sense of the strange changes that have taken place in their world. The narrator continues to speak, describing the fear and uncertainty that has gripped the town of Springfield.
Narrator: The people of Springfield are living in a world that is strange and unfamiliar to them. They are lost, confused, and unsure of what to do. They are searching for answers, but they are unable to find them. They are trapped in a reality that is different from the one they knew, and they are struggling to cope with the changes that have been made.
The episode ends with a shot of the deserted town of Springfield, with the narrator speaking the final lines of the episode.
Narrator: This is a world where the Simpson family never existed. It is a world of confusion, chaos, and uncertainty. A world where the people of Springfield are lost, forgotten, and erased from existence. A world where the events and experiences of the Simpson family have been erased from history. A world that is not their own.
Well that went a bit dark, didn’t it? I thought I’d take this through to the next stage of natural progression, where Springfield didn’t exist. The story was much the same, only:
Narrator: Without the Simpson family, the United States is a place of confusion and chaos. The characters who should be here are gone, and their absence has left a void in the lives of the people who live here. The country is a shadow of its former self, a place of uncertainty and despair.
Who knew how important The Simpsons were to the world, eh?
