My CGC Entries

Press Y To Win (2000)

Probably the most stunning game you’ll ever play, until the next one anyway, ‘Press Y To Win’ is all the gaming entertainment you’ll ever need, wrapped up in just a couple of lines of BASIC.

No more boredom! No more difficult controls! No more tears formula!

  • Even Freaks Can Complete It!
  • No Spectactular Explosions!
  • Black-on-White-Tastic!

“Malverlsou!” – A Lysdexic
“I’ll be back!” – Arnie
“Slam this in your deck, man – it’s da bomb!” – Tim Westwood

Just Not Fun Baby Fun (2010)

You know that there Run Baby Run? Which is what is the best ever game ever? THIS IS BETTER! And nothing like it at all. Except for the bits that are, which is most of them.

This is clearly much harder though. So hard, in fact, it’s Just Not Fun. Ha! Did you see what I did there?

  • A Real Eye Workout!
  • Brrrrrrrrrrrrm!
  • Cunning TV Show References!

“Wut” – Johnny Minkley
“I’m an expert at this game” – Daddy Pig
“Bleurghhhhhhhh” – Drunk woman in pub toilets

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1 Response

  1. March 26, 2014

    […] Many, many, many years ago, I wrote a terrible text based roleplaying game called RSG. I initially made a version for the Sinclair Spectrum, but lost the code soon afterwards. Then I wrote a version for the Acorn A4000 in BBC Basic instead of doing my A level computing project. Then a version for the Casio programmable calculator when I’d finished a physics exam. At some point I also made a version in AMOS on the Amiga, and eventually rewrote it for the Spectrum for the 1999 comp.sys.sinclair Crap Games Competition. […]

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